y do i look like im still 13

So this one day I’m getting my grocery shopping done at WalMart, and I decide to pick up a rotisserie chicken before I head to the check out. I’m checking out their selection, and pick up one to buy. Little did I know, those lids aren’t exactly on tight so the moment I pick my chicken up, the bottom falls off and the chicken hits the ground. Of course my first instinct is to pick it up, which was a huge mistake. That sucker was HOT. So I dropped it again. Chicken juice is burning the palms of my hands, and now there is a greasy chicken sliding around on the floor. Picture a rotisserie chicken hockey puck. This thing is sliding all over the place.

In my moment of panic, I bend down, scoop the chicken back into its container (covered in Walmart floor dust), and basically throw it back onto the shelf. Then I run away.

As I’m wiping my chicken juice hands off on my pants, I realize what a giant mistake I’ve made. All I can think is, “what if someone buys that dirty chicken?”. But of course, I checked out and went on with my day. I told all my friends at work, and it’s been decided that I am going to hell for doing this.

by  hidinginplain_sight